The Democratic Republic of Alderney Burrow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.094 billion Alderney Burrowians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Alderney Burrowian economy, worth 532 trillion Wombles do not have monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 48,007 Wombles do not have monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,410 per year while the poor average 3,009, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alderney Burrow's national animal is the Great Uncle Clonk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alderney Burrow is ranked 227,179^th in the world and 1,418^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.